I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me
I’m hesitant to post this, but I really need the some advice on what could be one of the most dramatic decisions I’ve ever made in my life. I suspect that my wife has been cheating on me for some time now…
So far it’s the usual warning flags… the caller hangs up if I answer the phone when it rings.
My woman has been “going out with the girls” much more lately but when I ask their names she just says, “Some friends from work you don’t know yet.”
I stay up late to look for the taxi bringing her home, but she always walks down the drive as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner, since I can hear a car somewhere. I really think she’s isn’t arriving by taxi…
Once I picked up her cell phone to see what time it was and she went crazy and told me that I should never touch her phone again and got all defensive about “why was I checking up on her?”
You can see I’m nervous to bring up the subject with my wife because I think deep down I’m not sure I want to admit truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to get to the bottom of things.
I decided to hide out near the bushes in the front yard so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, sitting in the bushes with my wireless laptop, that I decided my PC is too damn slow and needs an update.
So should I finally start using Windows Vista or do you think I should keep using XP?
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Tell that man to keep both XP and Vista but on different machines cause she is keeping both hubby & lover but on different beds!
Hi.. What a good post man. I think XP is better. but still recommend you to use linux.. It’s lightweight, fast and really customizable. You may have noticed the effects vista has. Linux has better, and more effects and is faster. You can install various apps at once with a ease-of-use package manager. (in gnome for example, synaptic. but in the principal menu, you’ve got a program called install or remove apps.). It doesn’t use so much ram as vista does. It’s a really good OS. If you don’t know much about linux, I recommend you super OS.. The link to their homepage: http://hacktolive.org/wiki/Super_OS. If you’re more experienced, you may wanna use Ubuntu, I recommend it because it’s one of the most used linux distros today, because it’s easy to use and has a big community. If you install ubuntu, you may wanna check out some cool apps for it (like to run executable scripts without a command promt, etc.) in Super OS’s HomePage. You have a very good website. If you’d like to, please check out my blog.. You may like it or not, hope you do. With the time, I’d like it to have more visitors. But anyway, here’s a link to my blog: http://www.androidtux.co.cc. (not a redirecting domain).
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