Archive for May, 2009

10 Funniest License Plates

One thing we all know is the DMV has no sense of humor. They also protect the distribution of their vanity plates like a hawk. So it’s great to see drivers outsmart those humorously-challenged government workers. Here are the 10 funniest vanity license plates.

10. WTF OMFG

9. Eat The Kids First

8. PLS STFU

7. VAGINA
6. ASS ORGY
5. LUV BJS
4. KILL AOL


3. MUWAHAHA
2. I PWN YOU

1. GOATSE

Famous Words in the Moon

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous “One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind” statement, but followed it by several remarks – usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.”

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut; however, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian nor American space programs.

Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky” statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors’ bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, “Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”

firefox-security-addons Security and privacy are some of the major concerns these days while choosing a web browser to use. So much so that all the major players in the “browser wars” are providing or developing a private browsing mode.

Firefox with the myraid of add-ons that it has to offer is never far from action. Here are some of the top Firefox security and privacy addons that you should install for safer browsing.

Stealther

Stealther – Stealther provides you with what can be called a private browsing mode. It allows you to browse the web without leaving any trace. The addon disables browsing history, cookies, cache, recent tabs and sending of referrer header for as long as you want. It’s lot like the incognito mode in Google chrome. Distrust is another similar addon that allows you to acheive the similar results.

Close ‘n’ Forget

Close ‘n’ Forget – While Stealther and Distrust require you to turn on private browsing explicitly, what if you happen to stumble upon a site that you wished you would have known to turn on the private browsing mode for? Close ‘n’ Forget comes to your rescue. Just hit the special close button once you are finished and that site will be deleted from history and cookies cleared as if you had never visited the site.

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WOT

WOT – We all know about the threats which surfers suffer like viruses, spywares, adware, malicious spam, phishing etc., but here Web of Trust comes to rescue. WOT warns you about risky websites that try to scam surfers before they enter in them using a safety rating of 21 million websites, WOT combines evidence collected from multiple sources. Not only does it help surfers but also sets a protection level for children by blocking inappropriate content.

NoScript

NoScript – An absolute must have security addon for your browser. NoScript gives you the power to specify the sites you trust and only those sites will be allowed to run active content like Javascript, Java code and other executable code. The addon thus protects you from cross-site scripting attacks and clickjacking attacks.

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Panic

Panic – Panic allows you to instantly close all the open tabs and replace it with another tab of your choice. So next time while you are on facebook and your boss drops to check in just hit Alt + ` and you would be taken to predefined page in no time.

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hideBad

hideBad – Hides bad things! Saves all the tabs, closes them and opens your home page. Allows you to clear history, cookies, cache and passwords at your will and then restore them later.

TabRenamizer / Page Title Eraser

TabRenamizer and Page Title Eraser – Do your tabs give you away? Why not change their names with TabRenamizer or remove the names all together with Page Title Eraser? Both these addons let you play with the tab titles so that you can change them according to your will.

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Gish It / tEMPORARYiNBOX / spamavert

Gish It!, TemporaryInbox, spamavert – These addons allow you to protect your inboxes from Spam by getting throwaway email addresses to be used with web forms while registering for sites you are not sure about.

BetterPrivacy

BetterPrivacy – Now you don’t need to worry from anything like ‘you are being tracked..!!’ BetterPrivacy is a Super-Cookie Safeguard which protects from usually undeletable Flash-Cookies. It blocks long term tracking on Google, YouTube, Ebay to name a few.

Ghostery

Ghostery – It keeps an eye on the websites that are keeping an eye on you i.e. it finds out that which web sites which are tracking you and would alert you about the same.

Torbutton

Torbutton – It provides a button to securely and easily enable or disable the browser’s use of Tor. Tor can be used for anonymous browsing .

FoxyProxy

FoxyProxy – FoxyProxy automatically switches an internet connection across one or more proxy servers based on URL patterns and switching rules defined by you.

JSview

JSview – Allows you to view the source code of external files like javascript and CSS files. Although it would require a bit of knowledge and looking through the code to determine if it really is harmful, it can be quite useful to see if there is some malicious code sending off your passwords to somewhere else.

Did I miss any Firefox security or privacy addon that you use for similar purposes? (I am sure I have, there are just so many or them!) Fire up a comment and share your Firefox knowledge with us!

World of Warcraft Elf Tram Sex

Out of sheer boredom and the need to do a little PvP research, I recently found myself exploring the Deeprun Tram on a local roleplaying server. With exploration under way, I trekked deep within the confines of the tram and found something rather unusual. What was this standing before me? Two naked night elves of course.

At first the sight struck me with some skepticism. Being from a PvP realm, we don’t generally see naked characters bent in front of each other in the middle of nowhere. None the less, the situation quickly revealed itself.

I couldn’t help but chuckle a moment and retreat back to the shadows from which I came. Had they seen me approach? From the looks of it no. So I watched intently.

Intrigued by this fantastic “roleplaying” experience, I felt it was my duty to perpetuate the general merriment of all. So I gathered my composure and began to engage in my own “roleplaying” theatrics.

Oh crap. Somehow they caught me. I was roleplaying hidden in the shadows… how the hell did they find me? So I did what any self respecting pervert would do. HIDE!

Unsuccessful with my attempt to roleplay, I figured what the hell. I might as well just start a dwarven sandwich while the getting is good. So I charge in gropes a blazing.

Not a moment later, Inotep and Artemisa left me with a stinging remark that will be forever remembered.

Feeling a bit perverted, I felt I would do the right thing and offer an apology.

With my apology shot down, the feeling of urgency began to overwhelm me. Wait a minute, what a bunch of hypocritical bullshit. I was “roleplaying” hidden damn it. I moved to rebuttal.

This concludes my wonderful adventure on a roleplaying realm. I apologize for the vulgarity that some of this post contains. I don’t believe that the essence of a “roleplaying” experience would have been captured as well given censorship was taken. All in all, I suppose only one thing can be said about roleplaying realms…

They rule!

A month ago on the eve of ROFLcon, I interviewed the founder of 4chan for a magazine story that never ended up running. He chatted about everything from the techincal complexities of keeping 4chan alive to the anxieties of operating the most controversial site on the internet. By the end of the interview, I was thinking “This kid has seen stuff that would make my eyes burn, but he seems so smart and sweet about it all.” (He started the site when he was 15; he just turned 21.) It seemed like insightful stuff that should run somewhere, so here it is….
Like many successful internet phenomena, 4chan is a shockingly simple idea: an online bulletin board where anyone can post pictures.

This simplicity is deceptive.

4chan is actually one of the most robust, complex, annoying, disgusting, illuminating, perverse, fascinating online communities ever created. It is the direct or indirect source for many of the strangest internet memes: RickRolling, LOLcats, Sarah Palin’s email hack, Anonymous, Chocolate Rain, and many other minor and major feats of esoterica (i.e., fucked up weird porn). Most of these viral specimens arose from the site’s most popular image board, /b/, which can be the source of considerable hand-wringing and fist-clenching for anyone who has dared navigate its murky, anonymous waters.

Scariest moment?

“Probably the first time I was contacted by law enforcement. At the time I was 16 and I was living with my mother. That was shocking.”

4chan’s founder is a 21-year-old New Yorker named Christopher Poole. Known as “moot” to the site’s devotees, Poole is disarmingly well-spoken and pragmatic about what he has created. “It’s my belief that the community should dictate its norms, standards, and rules,” he says. “I’ve left /b/ to its own devices, with very little intervention.”

Of all the memes spawned from 4chan, is there one you feel most attached to?

At the last ROFLcon [in Cambridge last April], someone asked “Do you like RickRolling?” I said something to the effect of “Screw RickRolling!” Everyone gasped because that was the cool thing at the time.

But now they’d probably agree.

Yeah, once Nancy Pelosi does a RickRolling video with her cat on YouTube, you know it’s done.

But then I remembered that my favorite was something called Weegee, and only two people in the crowd were like “Yeah, Weegee!” That’s a good sign — that no one knows what it is.

What is it?

weegee Weegee is just a vectored photo of Luigi from Mario Brothers placed in completely random situations.

Sounds harmless. Does it bother you that most people think of 4chan as only being the most controversial board, /b/?

We have 44 image boards at this point, so in that sense it’s a small part of the site. But /b/ accounts for 30 percent of our traffic. That’s where the attention is, that’s where the headlines are coming from. That’s also where a lot of the rowdiness and lawlessness goes on.

What do you think of that lawlessness?

Some of it can be healthy, as long as it remains within certain boundaries.

What boundaries?

Like that we don’t actually break that law. Because of the lack of rules, 4chan has fostered an environment where there’s a lot of creativity and good things coming out of it. But at the same time, when people go out and do crazy things…

Which kinds of things?

The best example is when Jake Brahm was arrested for posting a bomb hoax. [In October 2006, Brahm was arrested for threatening to blow up multiple NFL stadiums. He was sentenced to six months in prison.] And after that we saw a lot of copycat stuff. People were getting arrested for saying they were going to do the same thing. Law enforcement was coming every week and asking for our help.

When you started the site, did you expect any of that?

Strangest thing you’ve seen?

“I’d be happy to email you something. I’ve seen some horrible shit.”

Absolutely not. Its popularity has been entirely an accident. I was 15 years old and into anime. I threw up one image board, which was the original /b/. At first it was all anime. As people started posting other things, I added more boards and /b/ remained the random board.

4chan has blown up over the past five years. It’s gone from 100 people to 4.75 million per month. And /b/ is pushing 100 million pageviews.

What makes it so big?

At the time, it was very unique. Image boards and anonymous BBS had been big in Japan, but not in the West, where we were used to bulletin boards and blogs. When 4chan started, the format was new. And it was unique because of the anonymity aspect.

What was your scariest moment running the site?

Probably the first time I was contacted by law enforcement. At the time I was 16 and I was living with my mother. That was shocking.

Given your user base, are you worried about your own identity theft?

Yeah, I originally hid behind the moniker because I was 15. It was not appropriate to use my real name at the time. My friends didn’t know, my parents didn’t know, my educators didn’t know. Back then, people didn’t appreciate the site so much, but now I can point to good things like LOLcats. Back then, they would have just seen porn.

When did your family find out?

Only when those articles came out last year. I kept it a secret from almost all of my friends and family until 2008. It was five full years of living a double life.

Was your mom shocked?

I don’t think anyone was put-off. Four years ago, it was just a porn site. It’s matured a lot into something a little more presentable. Now I think they can appreciate it as more than that.

4chan

One of the most interesting things about 4chan is that nothing gets archived. Threads disappear within an hour. It’s a contradiction — 4chan is known for creating memes, yet it’s designed for them to die so quickly.

The lack of retention lends itself to having fresh content. The joke is that 4chan post is a repost of a repost of a repost. There was a guy who was downloading every image from /b/. He calculated that 80 percent of what’s posted has been posted before. So it’s survival of the fittest. Ideas that are carried over to the next day are worth repeating. The things that are genuinely funny get carried over.

The reason we’re seen as a meme generation factory is because of the unique qualities of the image board and the lack of retention. On other bulletin boards, threads are archived indefinitely. All the big threads have been around for months or years. But with 4chan, something has to be really good to keep getting posted.

How involved are you with Anonymous?

I’m not involved at all.

What do you think about it?

I think it’s interesting. When Scientology tried to make the Tom Cruise video disappear, there was this instant mobilization of thousands of people who banded together overnight. They had plans to stage a worldwide protest. I thought that was pretty incredible. I was fascinated by it.

Are there situations where they go too far?

I would say so. Submitting bomb threats — stuff like that is going too far. You need to be smart about it. You can’t just throw it all away with threats, you have to be proactive and productive.

Because there’s no membership policy, it seems like anything can get attributed to being an act of Anonymous.

Yeah, now it’s become more of a buzzword for the media. Now anytime something happens, it gets labeled as “an act of international hate group Anonymous.”

The future?

“I’ve been asking myself, what have I learned about the internet, what have I learned about myself?”

That’s why I always personally felt that the movement was destined to fail. You’ve got two types of people: You have the Anonymous members who are genuinely passionate about dismantling Scientology, but then you have the casual hangers-on who are just there to troll. Because you can’t filter it and because the membership is open, Anonymous will always be held back by the bottom rung who are pelting Scientology with eggs and bomb threats and these mischievous juvenile acts. They are holding back the people who take it more seriously. For every step forward Anonymous makes, they can go 10 steps back with one negative headline.

You must feel something similar. 4chan has a mixed public image too.

4chan certainly has a stigma.

And Anonymous seemed to emerge out of 4chan.

Yeah, I would say that’s definitely the case. Anonymous culture emerged out of image boards. The rules of these communities spawned some of the original thinking behind the group. But once the Scientology protests started, people outside of 4chan joined. At that point it diverged into its own thing.

How much does it cost to run the site?

About $6,000 per month. That’s actually not too bad for a site that is all rich media and has 300 million pageviews. I don’t have any overhead past that. I don’t have any employees. I don’t have an office.

Are you making your money back?

Just barely. We’re trying to convince advertisers that our community is worth their ad dollars. That’s been a really uphill battle because of our content. Advertisers will Google us and see that we’re huge, but they’ll also see all these threats and hacks. It scares them away. Overcoming that stigma is difficult.

Have you thought about dropping the controversial board?

People have suggested dropping /b/, but that’s the life force of the site. I can’t do that. It was the first board, and it will be the last board to go.

I imagine you’ve seen so many strange things doing this site. What’s the most demented thing you’ve seen?

I’d be happy to email you something. [Laughs.] I’ve seen some horrible shit. I like to think that I’ve grown as a person, but at the same time I think a little piece of me continues to die every year.

What have you learned from all this?

I’m still trying to figure that out. I need to start thinking about getting a job. I don’t have a resume. I’ve been asking myself, what have I learned about the internet, what have I learned about myself? At this point, I’ve been unable to articulate that.

( Via Fimoculous )

Is my online girlfriend really a guy?

Meeting someone you feel a connection with online can be very exciting. The bad part is that you can’t be 100% certain the person you’re talking to doesn’t actually have a penis. We’d like to drop a few bullet points for you to reference, so that when the time comes, you can be prepared.

  • Does She Skip A lot of Bases?

You’ve been talking to SexyKristy1988 for about two days now and you’re really hitting it off.  At this point the both of you agree to send each other some pictures.

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If Kristy sends you a picture of her naked, while an African American man has his massive penis in the area where she goes number two – then it should set off a few red flags.

  • Does She Never Have A Phone?

A big step when taking an online relationship to the next level is the first phone call.  If you are constantly hit with excuses, you may want to start questioning the sex of said fling.

No minutes left on my plan, battery is dead, dog ate phone =

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  • Can She Speak In Leet?

Even the best of us slip up and let an acronym fly whilst talking to ladies online.  If you find one that can keep up, don’t fall in love just yet.

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Sure there’s a chance that the average girl knows about pwning, nub cakes, and roflcopters, but that chance is very very slim.  (To the four female gamers and the one sexy Digg.com user who are angry with me right now: Shut up, you know it’s true)

  • Is She Extremely Direct?

Typically as men it is our job to make the first move.  In the virtual world this means; we bring up sex first, push our luck with naughty talk etc etc).  If you find yourself in a situation where the roles are reversed, you should consider aborting immediately.

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Conclusion: Sure it would be a lot easier to hit up a bar to find ladies.  At a bar you can be sure that the person you’re hitting on has cleavage and a camel toe.  What fun is that though?  Live a little and find romance online.  Just be sure to reference our bullet points.  At the end of the day we want you to be certain that the person you’re thinking about when you jerk off, has an actual vagina (not some Silence of the Lambs Buffalo Bill tuck job).

Well I have to admit that this is genius. The guys from the Pirate Bay have a a 30million SEK fine which they say they won’t pay. However they have come up with a plan where all their users can join in which works like this.

Everyone sends a small amount of money in an electronic transfer to the law firm that represnted the music industry. Suggested amount is 1 SEK (equivalent to 0.13 USD. Apparently the law firm’s bank account is only allowed 1000 electronic transactions before it starts to cost them, the account holder money.

The charge per transfer at this point is, wait for it… 2 SEK. Thus after the first 1000 SEK, if people send just 1 SEK it will cost the law firm more than the money they receive to process.

Welcome to the Distributed Denial of Dollars attack (DDo$)

How Many Condoms Can You Wear at Once?

The Experiment
Some of you may have heard of the practice of “double bagging” – wearing two condoms during sex for extra protection (something not recommended by most condom manufacturers) . Taking this idea to its ultimate extreme, we set out to answer the question “How many condoms can you put on your dick?” However, since we were unable to find anyone with a penis willing to undertake this assignment, we had to settle for answering the question “How many condoms can you put on a dildo?” The answer: a lot. Hundreds. Tons. Or at least a couple of pounds worth. See what happened as we layered on the latex.

The Process
We began our experiment with a bare dildo and a box of bulk condoms. The condoms were Durex “Natural Feeling” unlubricated condoms, regular size and thickness. The dildo used was a rubber Doc Johnson realistic dildo with suction-cup base, which is 7 ½” in length from the base to the tip.

The first 100 or so condoms went on quite easily, and added about two inches of length to the dildo. When unrolling the condoms onto the dildo, we made every effort to eliminate any air pockets in the condom tip. However, after 200 condoms had been applied, it became obvious that the condoms’ reservoir tips were stacking up, giving the dildo a distinctive, missile-like shape.

Piling Them On
By the time we reached the 300 condom mark, the dildo had become so top heavy it could not stand upright unsupported. Only the suction-cup base kept it from toppling over altogether. As we kept adding condoms, the length of the dildo continued to extend, while its girth at the widest point began to approach the diameter of a soda can.

As we continued to stretch condom after condom onto this monument to safer sex, we were amazed at the durability of each tightly stretched rubber, and even more amazed at how hundreds of thin layers of latex added up to more than double the length of the original dildo. Unfortunately, we had to terminate this portion of the experiment when we exhausted our supply of condoms. However, we are one step closer to answering the question “How many condoms can you put on a dildo?” At least 625.

Weighing In
We set about to examine the results of our work in detail. First we measured the length of the finished specimen, which now measured 17” from base to tip. The condoms added 9 ½” of length, more than doubling the dildo’s original length, and representing an increase of more than 125%. Measuring around the thickest part of the condom-wrapped dildo, we found the girth was now 10 ¾”, an increase of 5 ½” over the original circumference of 5 ¼”. Again this represents an increase of over 100%.

The condoms also added an impressive amount of weight to the dildo. Pre-condoms, the bare dildo weighed in at just over 1 pound — about 1 lb, ½ oz. In contrast, the condom-covered dildo weighed in at a hefty 3 lbs, 5 oz. The condoms added a full 2 ¼ lbs.

Taking It Apart
Curious about what the layers of condoms would look like on the inside, we undertook the task of dissecting our work. First we cut into the tip of the condoms vertically with a utility knife. As the blade punctured the surface, the outer layers quickly peeled back. Plunging the knife in further, we found that the many layers of condoms somewhat resembled an artichoke heart, and were very densely compressed toward the center, becoming more difficult to cut into as we proceeded.

With its pointed top laid open, the pale and rubbery latex-encased dildo was beginning to resemble a giant squid being filleted. We took to it with a hack saw next, to examine a cross-section. The rubber proved to be quite solid and offered a fair amount of resistance as we sawed through it. We began sawing at the thickest section of the condom layers, at a spot that we estimated to be above the tip of the dildo. However, upon dissecting further into the layers, we did in fact come into contact with the head of the dildo, which we subsequently sawed through. We hypothesize that the external pressure exerted on the dildo by the condoms was sufficient to squeeze the dildo laterally and deform it, making it longer and skinnier.

The cross section reveals the dildo encased within the solid layers of hundreds of condoms. The thickness of the condoms around the dildo was approximately 1 1/8”. The total diaeter of the dildo plus its condom encasement measured about 3 ½” total. It should be note

d that without the condoms on it, the dildo has a diameter of 1 ½”. However, when encased in the condoms, it the diameter of the dildo itself appeared closer to 1 ¼”. Again, we hypothesize that the extreme pressure exerted inward on the dildo by the condoms caused the dildo to compress and actually changed its shape and length.

Our Conclusions
Based on our experiment and our findings, we were impressed with the durability and tensile strength of the latex condoms used. Given that the dildo reached a circumference of 10 ¾”, and that the condoms were still able to accommodate that girth as well as over half of the length once the dildo had grown to 17”, we are lead to question the necessity of “extra large” condom brands. However, we acknowledge that use of larger condoms may be a matter of individual preference and comfort.

Our observations show that, when applied in large quantities, latex condoms which individually appear thin, insubstantial and practically weightless, can accrue into a solid mass that is dense, heavy, and thick. Although merely a fraction of a millimeter in thickness, when layered in sufficient quantity, condoms can form a solid barrier over an inch thick, and substantially alter and enlarge the size of an object, in this case, a dildo. However, given the amount of time, effort, and financial cost involved in employing hundreds of condoms, if you want a huge dildo, we suggest you just buy a larger one rather than using hundreds of condoms to make your average-size dildo bigger.

Finally, and most importantly, based on our findings, we must issue a strong warning against any attempt to duplicate this experiment using an actual penis belonging to a living male subject. The results of our experiment indicate that putting a large number of condoms on an actual male sex organ would most likely result in severe penile injury. First, the pressure exerted by the condoms would result in constriction of circulation in the penis and probable tissue damage. Second, if left unsupported, the weight of the condoms would pull the penis and scrotum downward and could possibly result in injury to the penile shaft or base of the organ and groin. Again, we repeat, do not attempt this experiment with an actual penis — severe injury may result.

Where Do Deleted Characters Go?

QUESTION: Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC?

ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:

  • The Catholic Church’s approach to characters: The nice characters go to Heaven, where they are bathed in the light of happiness. The naughty characters are punished for their sins. Naughty characters are those involved in the creation of naughty words, such as “breast,” “sex” and “contraception.”
  • The Buddhist explanation: If a character has lived rightly, and its karma is good, then after it has been deleted it will be reincarnated as a different, higher character. Those funny characters above the numbers on your keyboard will become numbers, numbers will become letters, and lower-case letters will become upper-case.
  • The 20th-century bitter cynical nihilist explanation: Who cares? It doesn’t really matter if they’re on the page, deleted, undeleted, underlined, etc. It’s all the same.
  • The Mac user’s explanation: All the characters written on a PC and then deleted go to straight to PC hell. If you’re using a PC, you can probably see the deleted characters, because you’re in PC hell also.
  • Stephen King’s explanation: Every time you hit the (Del) key you unleash a tiny monster inside the cursor, who tears the poor unsuspecting characters to shreds, drinks their blood, then eats them, bones and all. Hah, hah, hah!
  • Dave Barry’s explanation: The deleted characters are shipped to Battle Creek, Michigan, where they’re made into Pop-Tart filling; this explains why Pop-Tarts are so flammable, while cheap imitations are not flammable. I’m not making this up.
  • IBM’s explanation: The characters are not real. They exist only on the screen when they are needed, as concepts, so to delete them is merely to de-conceptualize them. Get a life.
  • PETA’s (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) explanation: You’ve been DELETING them??? Can’t you hear them SCREAMING??? Why don’t you go CLUB some BABY SEALS while wearing a MINK, you pig!!!!

10 Awesomely Strange Google Trends

In case you live in a cave, Google Trends is a tool that charts how often something is being

I searched for over a timeline, revealing any interesting spikes in its popularity. For instance, nobody searched for ‘Iphone‘ before 2006, then suddenly searching goes through the roof when the Spawn of Satan product was announced and then released.
On the other hand, people have been diligently searching for ‘funny babies‘ ever since the dawn of time… except for a period in 2004 when apparently nobody thought babies were funny.
Here are 10 Google Trend phenomena that I found awesomenly inexplicable.

1. Anal Fisting

My friend Brian showed me this, inspiring this post. What was it about January 2006 that had everybody suddenly thinking “I wanna go look up ‘Anal Fisting’ on the internet?” Was there a popular Japanese “art” picture on the topic? Was there a South Park Episode about it? Did President Bush accidentally slip the phrase into one of his speeches? Speculation abounds, though I’m sure January 2006 was a good month for whoever had sagaciously (and distrurbingly) registered www.analfisting.com.

2. AIDS

Every year a spike? But less so every year? A thread on reddit suggests that this is right around the time of Aids Awareness Month, in which case their advertising really works! It also suggests that people are getting sick of Aids Awareness month.

3. Bush Baby

I don’t even know what this is. I must have been out of town during that one week right after New Year’s in 2007.

4. Iphone Sucks

Curiously, closely following the spike in searches for “IPhone”.

5. April Fools Jokes

This one makes sense. It also explains why we’re so readily tricked, year after year.

6. Dildo, Vibrator

Coincidence…?

7. Dildo, Vibrator, Brokeback Mountain

…I think NOT!

8. Sparkling Wiggles

Off the hilarious Sparkling Wiggles video.

9. Cincinatti Bowtie

You don’t want to know what this is. And if you do… well… Google it

10. Monster Pig

Again, I don’t even know what this is. But then again, neither did anybody until a brief week in 2007.